Check out live stone clearing on Twitch:... Chapter 73 - David Bowie Dog. Now, if you'll excuse me I am off to see if boneclearing.com is still available. If you don't enjoy this one then I am not sure that a man going round a field clearing stones is really for you. To move to a Play-doh-based system would be ridiculous, rather like when the Eurocrats tried to force their outlandish and unworkable "metric" system on the rest of the world (and we all know how that turned out). He's "robbing Peter to pay Paul", though in this case Peter is the owner of the field (is it corn? They are water. Except Johnson probably wouldn't vandalise the cairns himself. Speaking of rules, Richard hinted that there are just 15 rules of Stone Clearing (even though, of course, there are no rules). An advanced episode. Except finally someone is flirting with Rich. This afternoon I am packaging them up and sending them back to the King of Sweden. Sharon Stone is not a real stone. Again, this is erroneous because... Not everything that is called a stone is a stone. Possibly his cairns are structurally unstable as a result. I take great pains to make sure this is the number one stone-clearing web site in the world, and that its contents are as accurate as possible. The Stone Gods might have mastery of all mineral-based life, but are you seriously telling me that they can see into the future? Has Rich's head been turned by the tens of people who have been tuning in to WATCH him ftone-clear? Possibly a superior one*. He thanks the Stone Gods that none of you would ever do that. This episode begins with a murder. Sadly, Richard makes a few basic misconceptions in this episode. It's after 9am on the 6th October and the farmer has still forgotten about their crop, but the sun is out and so is the moon and Rich is chilled and loquacious. Just Chatting | 1.62K views | 2 days ago Do you think they have wi-fi up there? If it was a compilation LP, it would be called Now Yat'f What I Call Ftone Clearing. Or would points be awarded for technique? Get real. Stone Clearing Chapter Fixty Fix - Witch'f Finger or Witch'f Dick? To support his claim he says that, if he were to honour the stone clearers of old and perform his task naked, his penis would brush against plants that are barely an inch tall. https://www.comedy.co.uk/podcasts/stone_clearing_with_richard_herring/chapter_1/. At this tier, in addition to all previous rewards, you get access to an exclusive Stone Clearers' T-shirt PLUS now both 'Guide to Stone Clearing' AND 'Witch's Finger or Witch's Dick' will be signed and numbered. As any fule no. Meanwhile, Richard has still not located his trowel and worries that someone in the local village might have stolen it. Perhaps not. The fog allowed a degree of stealth and, given that this was the first stone clear after a two week hiatus, the Stone Gods had been at work, providing a great bounty. The ancient practices of stoning and crucifixion are reflected in the modern ritual of throwing a stone at a wooden post, and cheering whenever a hit is achieved. That's everything right?