They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. They forced their way inside your bodies. Daffy: I knew that. Whatever you do, don't forget my North Carolina shorts. I don't know where you are, Michael! Lola Bunny: Oh Bugs, thank you. Lola Bunny: [Bugs has just been squashed after pushing Lola out of the way] Bugs, Bugs, are you okay? Daffy: Aha. Michael: Hey! Bugs: What kind of a Mickey Mouse outfit would name their team The Ducks? Daffy Duck: So sue me, it's just a suggestion. But, then they show up and they aint so little. All rights reserved. “- Bugs Bunny: we need your help! Daffy: Just how did you get here, anyway? This refers to the 1992 Disney film "The Mighty Ducks. Feed me! “- Michael Jordan: Someone has to go to my house and pick up my basketball gear. They HUGE! Bugs Bunny: You know those mugs and T-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em? Maybe it's just in our heads. Bugs: Oh, I'm fine. Daffy: I know a great name for our team: The Ducks! Psychiatrist: Are there any other areas besides basketball where you find yourself unable to perform? We weren't in any emotional state to putt. They're little, so we challenge them to a basketball game. Bugs Bunny: You know those mugs and T-shirts and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em? [as Michael's golf ball rolls toward the hole in an unusual way], [Michael tries to walk on the Looney Tunes' gym floor, but his cleats get stuck, and he falls down]. Michael Jordan: I'm a baseball player now. -Daffy Duck "It's a crying shame. Separate from membership, this is to get updates about mistakes in recent releases. Bill Murray: It's because I'm white, isn't it? Larry's white, so what? Daffy Duck: How's this for our team name: The Ducks! Well, that's the way it goes. It's just some psychosomatic deal or somethin' to do with the moon or the alignment of the planet. Daffy Duck: We've got to get a new agent. - Bugs Bunny: Right. Same goes for Lola the sporty girl, the image of girl power. “- Michael Jordan: Whatever you do, don't. “- Larry Johnson: Y'know, maybe there is nothin' wrong with us, maybe it's just in our heads. How's this for a new team name? Trivia: When the aliens first go to steal the talent of the NBA players, there are two fans in the stands with about a minute of screen time - the first is Patricia Heaton from "Everybody Loves Raymond", and the second is Dan Castellaneta - the voice of Homer Simpson. Michael Jordan: Bugs Bunny? I can help! Oh yeah, I'm fine. Michael Jordan: No. Michael Jordan: Don't forget my North Carolina shorts. Bugs then responds, "What kind of Mickey Mouse organization names a team the ducks." Mouse announcer: Standing at three foot three, four foot if you count the ears, is Bugs Bunny. ", Contact me | Privacy policy | Join the mailing list | Links. It really happened! Bugs Bunny: Please, what kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team "The Ducks"? When the aliens first go to steal the talent of the NBA players, there are two fans in the stands with about a minute of screen time - the first is. Web. They need your talent to win a basketball game against Bugs Bunny. Daffy: So sue me! -Lola Bunny "Ooh, I tawt I taw—I did, I did see Michael Jordan!" Michael Jordan: What can you do? She blocked my shot! Cause we're talking about slavery. [she kisses him and his eyes eyes turn into hearts] You can unsubscribe at any time. I can help! I did! Muggsy: Hey, maybe there's nothin' wrong with us. To know when people like your submissions, answer your questions, reply to you, etc., please, Upvote valid corrections to help move entries into the. I washed 'em after every game! Michael Jordan: You sure do. The rest look that way because its comical. According to Kevin Sandler in Reading the Rabbit: Explorations in Warner Bros. --Jeff Shannon, https://www.quotes.net/movies/space_jam_quotes_10724. They play off each other like seasoned veterans of vaudeville, and Jordan never falls into the kind of awkward, amateurish showmanship that you might expect from a sports idol. -Daffy Duck "Don't ever call me doll." We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. It all leads to reckless abandon on the basketball court, and Bill Murray pops in for some hilarious support. It's just a suggestion. Space Jam Quotes 33760. We need to beat these guys. Continuity mistake: As paramedics inflate Jordan's assistant Stan Podolak following his lone bucket, the scoreboard shows the Monstars ahead 77-67 with 10 seconds remaining. Bugs Bunny: Eh, I thought you'd never ask. [to the fortune teller] Bye. I could be a missionary and go back to the jungle again... Tweety Bird: I tought I taw - I did! And how long has this dream been recurring? "Space Jam Quotes." Answer: Because Bugs and Daffy are the great stars and have to be seen to still be ready and able. Design and text © 1996 - 2020 Jon Sandys. Daffy: You'd better hope this Jordan character still knows how to play hoops. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor challenged aliens. Blocked my shot! Sylvester: Feed you? Stan: This is it! We're getting screwed! [Stan has finished digging up the golf hole that Michael got sucked down, and still no sign of him]. Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy man. Bill Murray: Larry's not white, Larry's clear. “- Michael Jordan: Okay, somebody steal the ball, give it to me, and I'll score before time runs out. Bugs: Shh! Charles Barkley: It wasn't a dream, it was real! -Tweety Bird "Thanks guys, you got a lot of... a lot of... well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it." Feed me! Daffy Duck: We've got to get a new agent. Nerdluck Pound: You ever heard of the Dream Team? Suggested correction: Both of these people were also credited in the film for their appearance, so this wouldn't be trivia. Lola Bunny: [Bugs has just been squashed after pushing Lola out of the way] Are you okay? That I'm trying to disobey my mother? Psychiatrist: I see. Bill Murray: I'm a friend of one of the producers, he sent a Teamster to drop me off. Larry's clear. Stan Podalak: Let me help! Michael Jordan: What's going on here? After the monsters brutally assaulted the toon squad, including Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck during the great game, why are Bugs and Daffy still in good condition while the other members, except Lola, are injured? Daffy Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting taller, boys. Bill Murray: It's 'cause I'm white, isn't it? . Michael Jordan: Listen, this is a man's game. Let me help! Bugs: Please! Eh, what I'm trying to say is: WE NEED YOUR HEEEEEEEEELP! The rest look that way because its comical. Let me help! Although at first glance it looks like a movie dreamed up by a marketing committee (and in some respects it probably was), Space Jam actually defies the odds against it to become a dazzling display of family entertainment.